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Ten\u00eda fame y poques perres en bolsu, cuando no fondero la cai vi un cartel que pon\u00eda Kebab. Pell\u00ed entr\u00e9.
\nNel llocal a mandrecha hab\u00eda una barra d\u2019unos tres o cuatro metros de llargor. Y a lo cabero del pasiellu unes cuatro o cinco meses ca\u00fana coles sos cuatro sielles.
\nNa barra taba un rapaz d\u2019unos trenta y pocos con un polu d\u2019esos que lleven estampaos a un paisanu montando a caballu y con unos vaqueros.
\nAl fondo sent\u00e1u nuna siella mirando pa un ordenador port\u00e1til taba un paisanu d\u2019unos cuarenta y pocos que vist\u00eda un polu verde.<\/p>\n

Pid\u00ed-y un kebab de pollu al de la barra, que me dixo:
\n– Si\u00e9ntate, ya yo llevo.
\nQuede sent\u00e1u enfrente xusto del de cuarenta y pocos, que miraba seriu pal ordenador onde se sent\u00eden grandes espa\u00f1\u00edos y glay\u00edos.
\nDe s\u00f3pitu, llevant\u00f3se del sitiu pa sentase na mio mesa y d\u00edxome:
\n– Yo, Ahmad Pakist\u00e1n, Islamabad.
\n– Yo, Javier Asturies, la G\u00fceria- d\u00edxi-y procurando que pescanc\u00edase dalgo.
\n– Ah, ya, aqu\u00ed- dixo.
\n– Mujer, Pakist\u00e1n; yo, aqu\u00ed. Padre muerto, madre muerto y hermanos Pakist\u00e1n. \u00bfT\u00fa hermanos, padre, madre?- d\u00edxome
\n– S\u00ed, equ\u00ed en casa.
\n– \u00bfMujer, novia, casa?
\n– Non, nun tengo.
\n– Ah, no preocupar, ya tener- d\u00edxome pa de sigu\u00edo dame dos hostiazos na rodiella.
\n– Javier, Javier\u2026
\n– S\u00ed- d\u00edxi-y.
\n– Yo, espa\u00f1ol malo: \u00bftu ense\u00f1ar? Yo, un mes en Barcelona, no preocupar, ahora tu comer.
\nYo, que dalguna manera yera un profesor frustr\u00e1u, a la entruga de \u201c\u00bftu ense\u00f1ar?\u201d, d\u00edxi-y:
\n– S\u00ed. Y a lo de: \u201cahora tu comer\u201d- d\u00edxi-y.
\n– S\u00ed, val, gracies.
\nCom\u00ed\u2019l kebab de pollu un poco atraguil\u00e1u, cosa que\u2019l del polu estamp\u00e1u pescanci\u00f3, pa dicime:
\n– Acabaste deprisa, yo tambi\u00e9n deprisa cuando como.
\nDiba colar cuando\u2019l del port\u00e1til par\u00f3me al glay\u00edu de:
\n– \u00a1Tu ense\u00f1ar espa\u00f1ol; sienta! \u00bfO prisa?
\n– Non hom, priesa nun tengo, a ver\u2026- d\u00edxi-y sorprend\u00edu.
\nSe\u00f1al\u00f3me pa la pantalla del port\u00e1til y d\u00edxome:
\n– Mira, polic\u00eda y gente medio en guerra- na pantalla v\u00edase xente tirando c\u00f3cteles molotov escontra la polic\u00eda y la polic\u00eda respondiendo con pelotes de goma y botes de fumu.
\n– Muchos problemas Pakist\u00e1n, por eso nosotros marchamos.
\n– Ah, y\u00e1 -d\u00edxi-y condescendiente.
\nEntam\u00f3 a garrar confianza conmigo y d\u00edxome:
\n– Mujer, Pakist\u00e1n; yo, aqu\u00ed, nadie.
\nDe secute punx\u00f3me la mano enriba la rodiella y al cabu diez llargos segundos quit\u00f3la, pa esbozar una sorrisa na que destacaba un diente d\u2019oru y sobre\u2019l blancor del restu los dientes.
\n– Tu, no novia, \u00bfno?
\nEsta \u00faltima fras, pero sobremanera la so posterior xestualizaci\u00f3n, dex\u00f3 perclaro les sos intenciones.
\nDespid\u00edme de los dos diciendo:
\n– Toi cans\u00e1u y nun m\u2019alcuentro bien; voi dir pa casa.
\nPero d\u00edxome:
\n– Medicinas aqu\u00ed, sof\u00e1 all\u00ed.
\nResist\u00edase, pero yo tami\u00e9n m\u00e1s, y d\u00edxi-y:
\n– Y\u00e1, pero toi meyor en casa.
\nCol\u00e9 del kebab pa nun volver m\u00e1s a \u00e9l.<\/p>\n

Esti d\u00eda pas\u00e9 per delantre del kebab y mir\u00e9 c\u00f3mo entraba pell\u00ed un mozu del mio tiempu m\u00e1s o menos.
\nY paec\u00edome ver c\u00f3mo lu recib\u00eda nel llocal un paisanu con una sorrisa na que allumaba un diente d\u2019oru.<\/p>\n

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